THE ONE WITH THE ICK FACTOR
(i love Ross's reaction to everything)
Part 1:
monica and phoebe: tell him.. tell him tell him
rachel: shut up
chandler: tell me what?
monica: see u wont even look at him
chandler: oh cmon tell me. i could use another reason why women won't look at me
rachel: alright alright.. ok. last night, i had a dream that u and i were ahh
phoebe: doing it on this coffee table
chandler: WOW
joey: excellent dream SCORE!!
ross: why, why, why would u dream that?
chandler: more importantly! was i any good?
rachel: well u were pretty damn good
chandler: interesting. cuz in my dreams, im surprisingly inadequate
rachel: well last night u seem to know ur way around the table
ross: i love it when we share (sarcastically said that and walk away)
(chandler followed ross)
chandler: are u okay there?
ross: I cant believe u 2 had sex in her dreams!!!!
chandler: im sorry! it was a one time thing. i was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious..
Part two:
chandler: oh c'mon, u told me about the last dream
rachel: no!! forget it
chandler: well why not? was i doing something particularly saucy?
rachel: alright fine! well, u were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
joey: alright.
ross: was there anybody else there?
rachel: no
ross: u sure? nobody handing out mints or anything?
rachel: no. it was just the 3 of us
ross: huh
joey: so tell me, was it like u and chandler, and then u and me, or is it u and me and chandler
rachel: u know what? there were times, when it wasn't even me.
(chandler and joey were pleased at first then soon as they absorbed what rachel was saying, they were like ewwwwwww)
phoebe: that is so sweet! u guys!! (hugs chandler and joey)
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