The One with the Donor
Chandler: so Zach is pretty nice huh
Monica: yeah i guess
Chandler: so how would u like to have a baby that's half yours and half his?
Monica: excuse me?!!!
Chandler: well, we were talking about sperm donors and Zach maybe the guy. Look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, he's spermtastic!!
Monica: Chandler this is crazy! what did u even say to him? Come on! Meet my wife! Give us your sperm!
Chandler: I invited him for dinner so u could get a chance to get to know him, u know, if we go through the sperm bank, u never meet the guy.. this way, we get to check him out.
Monica: Chandler!!
Chandler: Im telling u he's great. I mean even if my sperm was fine, i think he'd be the way to go!
Monica: Im not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor
Monica: yeah i guess
Chandler: so how would u like to have a baby that's half yours and half his?
Monica: excuse me?!!!
Chandler: well, we were talking about sperm donors and Zach maybe the guy. Look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, he's spermtastic!!
Monica: Chandler this is crazy! what did u even say to him? Come on! Meet my wife! Give us your sperm!
Chandler: I invited him for dinner so u could get a chance to get to know him, u know, if we go through the sperm bank, u never meet the guy.. this way, we get to check him out.
Monica: Chandler!!
Chandler: Im telling u he's great. I mean even if my sperm was fine, i think he'd be the way to go!
Monica: Im not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor
After DINNER
Chandler: i think we found our spermMonica: he does seem pretty perfect
Chandler: yeah. you think so? should i ask him?
Monica: no
Chandler: why not? just because his great grandmother was obese? our kids gonna get that from u anyway!
Monica: no. thats not it. its just when we were asking him all those questions before, i just realized, i dont care if he's the most perfect guy in the world.. he's not you
Chandler: yeah!! he's better!
Monica: no he's not. and if i cant get pregnant with u, i dont wanna get pregnant by him, or anyone else
Chandler: really are u sure?
Monica: yeah im sure
Chandler: thank God cuz i dont wanna do this either. im just doing it cuz i thought thats what u wanted to do. Im the husband. Im supposed to bring the sperm.
Monica: that is so sweet. well i love u
Chandler: so thats leave us with
Monica: adoption
Chandler: how do u feel about that
Monica: i think i feel ok about it. actually, i think i feel really good about it.
Chandler: me too. i wanna find a baby that needs a home, and i wanna raise it with u. and i wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
Monica: so this is it.. we're gonna adopt?
Chandler: yeah
Monica: Omg! we're gonna be parents
Chandler: we are gonna be great parents.
Monica: and it could be soon! i mean think about it.. right now, somewhere out there, our baby could be being conceive.
Chandler: wait. if we're lucky, and we're really really quiet, we maybe able to hear the sound of a condom breaking..
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